Functional strength FTW! I hauled this big guy out of the woods today. (By "woods", I mean the area past the picket fence you can see in the background of the photo. By "haul", I mean I flopped it end-over-end like a Slinky.) I'm guessing it weighs ~275 lbs. It's an inch or so taller than me. It actually wasn't as difficult as I feared it would be, even the part going uphill (out of the woods). I give the awkward/functional lifting work-out I've been doing for the past (almost) 2 years now a good amount of credit.

275 lb black locust log laid on side underneath my deck
275 lb black locust log laid on side underneath my deck.